I am originally from Australia (NSW, baby!)
I live in London, now.
I hate people,
but I'd love to be a paramedic
...or maybe a doctor.
I'm secretly a geek,
just not so secretly.
I read the directions,
but hardly ever follow them.
I can't stand the feel of newspaper.
I wear glasses but you'll never see me with them on.
I can fly [h e l i c o p t e r s].
I can't use a CALCULATOR, I rely on my brain instead.
My ribs are held together with metal
...and set airport metal detectors off.
I can roll my tongue,
and put my feet behind my head.
I am happy with who I am,
and am who I want to be.
I visit Starbucks, daily.
I use a mac,
and can't live without my iPod,
or my little pink book.
I know [B r i t i s h ] and [A m e r i c a n] sign language.
I tell people I am shy but they never believe me.