About me

I am originally from Australia (NSW, baby!)


I live in London, now.


I hate people,


but I'd love to be a paramedic


...or maybe a doctor.


I'm secretly a geek,


just not so secretly.


I read the directions,


but hardly ever follow them.


I can't stand the feel of newspaper.


I wear glasses but you'll never see me with them on.


I can fly [h e l i c o p t e r s].


I can't use a CALCULATOR, I rely on my brain instead.


My ribs are held together with metal


...and set airport metal detectors off.


I can roll my tongue,


and put my feet behind my head.


I am happy with who I am,


and am who I want to be.


I visit Starbucks, daily.


I use a mac,


and can't live without my iPod,


or my little pink book.


I know [B r i t i s h ] and [A m e r i c a n] sign language.


I tell people I am shy but they never believe me.